i overheard the most retarded conversation in HC ever.
two people were talking at S7A class bench..and one said to the other

"heyy, how come we say 'shit, i need to pee!' but we dont say 'pee, i need to shit!' "

this is ultimate. i almost died-ed.
and it reminded me of what christopher asked me last time..
what's the difference between a bird and a fly



ans: a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
*faints*